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Doin’ it : Q – T
Quantum physicists
1. Quantum physicists can either know how fast they do it,
or where they do it, but not both.
2. Quantum physicists can either know when they do it,
or with how much energy they do it, but not both.
Real analysts
1. Real analysts do it almost everywhere
2. Real analysts do it uniformly.
Ring theorists
1. Ring theorists do it non-commutatively.
2. Ring theorists do it ideally.
Set theorists
1. Set theorists do it in a morass.
2. Set theorists do it with cardinals.
Statistical physicists
1. Statistical physicists do it with partitions.
2. Statistical physicists do it near equilibrium.
3. Statistical physicists do it in ensembles.
Statisticians
1. Statisticians do it continuously but discretely.
2. Statisticians do it when it counts.
3. Statisticians do it with 95% confidence.
4. Statisticians do it with large numbers.
5. Statisticians do it with only a 5% chance of being rejected.
6. Statisticians do it with two-tail T tests.
7. Statisticians do it. After all, it's only normal.
8. Statisticians probably do it.
9. Statisticians do it with significance.
10. Statisticians do all the standard deviations.
11. Statisticians would like to do it with the population,
but only get a small sample.
Topologists
1. Topologists do it in multiply connected domains.
2. Topologists do it on rubber sheets.
3. Topologists do it openly.
Topos theorists
1. Topos theorists do it pointlessly.