Doin’ it : C – F

Doin’ it : C – F

Cantor



   1. Cantor did it until he was crazy.



Catastrophe theorists



   1. Catastrophe theorists do it falling off part of a sheet.



Chaoticians



   1. Chaoticians do it with sensitive dependence.



Class field theorists



   1. Class field theorists do it by capitulation.



Classical geometers



   1. Classical geometers do it on the Euler line.

   2. Classical geometers do it on the nine-point circle.



Combinatorialists



   1. Combinatorialists do it discretely.

   2. Combinatorialists do it as many ways as they can.



Communtative algebraists



   1. Commutative algebraists do it regularly.



Complex analysts



   1. Complex analysts do it between the sheets.

   2. Complex analysts do it under a universal cover.



Computer scientists



   1. Computer scientists do it in loops.

   2. Computer scientists do it at 90 MHz.

   3. Computer scientists do it recursively.

   4. Computer scientists do it by brute force.

   5. Computer scientists do it by exhaustion (of all possibilities).

   6. Computer scientists do it in serial.

   7. Computer scientists do it in parallel.

   8. Computer scientists do it concurrently.

   9. Computer scientists do it on trees.

  10. Computer scientists do it depth first.

  11. Computer scientists do it in polynomial time.

  12. Computer scientists do it in (core) dumps.

  13. Computer scientists do it with objects.

  14. Computer scientists do it on heaps.

  15. Computer scientists do it with a protocol.

  16. Computer scientists do it automatically.

  17. Computer scientists do it dynamically.

  18. Computer scientists do it by pointing.

  19. Computer scientists do it in arrays.

  20. Computer scientists do it with whatever you pass them.



Constructivists



   1. Constructivists do it without excluding the middle.



Cosmologists



   1. Cosmologists do it in the first three minutes.

   2. Cosmologists do it with large inflationary periods.



Decision theorists



   1. Decision theorists do it optimally.



Differential analysts



   1. Differential analysts do it in a degenerate case.



Fermat



   1. Fermat did it in the margin.

   2. Fermat tried to do it in the margin, but couldn't fit it in.



Financial Engineers



   1. They do it by Monte Carlo simulation, and then discount it back.



Functional analysts



   1. Functional analysts do it with compact support.

   2. Functional analysts do it with degenerate colonels.