Monthly Archives: February 2006

Stumbleupon Review Cold milk, warm backrubs, hot baths…all temperature cheer Come on, people–I can only do six things at once, and one of them HAS to be breathing Committees have become so important that subcommittees have to be appointed to … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Christopher Robin Hood steals from the rich and gives to the Pooh Circular Definition: see Circular Definition Circular logic is self-validating.  Therefore, it is correct. Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Clinton wants us to sacrifice–let's start with politicians … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Chaotic Evil means never having to say you're sorry Cheap, Fast, Food–pick two Cheap, Fast, Good–pick two "Check out my home page", said the spider to the fly Cheer up–if the economy collapses completely, you won't owe your … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Caution: Hungry Dieter–May bite if provoked Caution–I was not hired for my disposition CD WOM–Wead onwy memowy Ceci | n'est pas une pipe Celestial Mechanic–inclined to be eccentric Censorship ///// is for your own good <has slashout> Certified … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Cats are nature's response to orderliness Cats are not baby substitutes, babies are cat substitutes Cats are roommates.  Dogs are kids. Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't teach eight cats to pull a sled. The cats did it Cats … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Captain!  Somebody formatted the Warp Drive! Captain!  The doubletalk generators, they can take nae more!  We'll have to obey the laws of physics! Carpe Diem–Fish of the day Carpe Diem–Make your lives extraordinary Carpe DM Seize the dungeon master Carpe Noctem … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The C Team–I love it when a program comes together C: \Coffee.exe not found, reboot user? Y/N? C:\DOS  C:\DOS\RUN  C:\DOS\RUN\WINDOWS  C:\DOS\RUN\SLOOOW C:\pet  C:\pet\cat  C:\pet\cat\ignore\human C>: Reality.sys not found, reboot universe?  Y/N? C++–It's still only average C++ Where only your friends can access your private … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review But if I learn from my mistakes, it'll take the fun out of making them again But, Officer, I stopped for the last one, and it was green! But reading the manual isn't any fun! But this IS … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review A bristlecone pine is just a fire's way of making another fire Brought to you by the people who made "out of context" a household word Buchanan/Farakhan in 2000  Let's scare the hell out of everybody Bugs don't happen … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The border between the Real and the Unreal is not fixed, but just marks the last place where rival gangs of shamans fought each other to a standstill Boredom delenda est! Borg Cola Not the choice of the … Continue reading →