Category Archives: Humour

Stumbleupon Review The amount of common sense is fixed, but the population keeps going up Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog.  Few people are interested, and the frog dies of it. Anarcho-Capitalist for sale or rent Anarcho-Paladin Anarchy begins at … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review And the brains are even bigger! And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if you hit a man with a ploughshare, he'll know he's been hit And thou shalt have dominion over all the beasts of … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Any given program will expand to fill all availible memory plus 1K Any mental functions attempted in this area must be re-evaluated during a subsequent period.  It has been discovered that standard logic works sideways in this area due … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Anyone who wears a bitch button probably isn't kidding Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about Anything not nailed down is a cat toy Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. Everything else … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall…. *All* houses are fixer-uppers All I ask of a firearm is that it be reliable, accurate, and capable of dropping a god at 500 meters All I ask of life is … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Almost Conscious Alpha Female Alpha Nerd Alpha test version: too buggy to release   Beta test version: still too buggy to release   Release 1.0: alternate pronounciation of beta test version Always keep a record of your data–it shows you've been working … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Abandon all hope, ye who PRESS ENTER here Academic infighting is vicious because the stakes are so low An acceptable level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job Access … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Be good to your friends, or they may develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo