Category Archives: Humour

Dahling, don't be so third

Stumbleupon Review Dahling, don't be so third-level Damn fine coffee, and HOT! Damn I'm good Damn it, Jim, you're a television personality, not an actor Dancin' fool [picture of dancing jester] The danger from computers is not that they will … Continue reading

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Caution: Hungry Dieter–May

Stumbleupon Review Caution: Hungry Dieter–May bite if provoked Caution–I was not hired for my disposition CD WOM–Wead onwy memowy Ceci | n'est pas une pipe Celestial Mechanic–inclined to be eccentric Censorship ///// is for your own good <has slashout> Certified … Continue reading

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Chaotic Evil means never

Stumbleupon Review Chaotic Evil means never having to say you're sorry Cheap, Fast, Food–pick two Cheap, Fast, Good–pick two "Check out my home page", said the spider to the fly Cheer up–if the economy collapses completely, you won't owe your … Continue reading

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Christopher Robin Hood steals

Stumbleupon Review Christopher Robin Hood steals from the rich and gives to the Pooh Circular Definition: see Circular Definition Circular logic is self-validating.  Therefore, it is correct. Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Clinton wants us to sacrifice–let's start with politicians … Continue reading

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Cold milk, warm backrubs, hot

Stumbleupon Review Cold milk, warm backrubs, hot baths…all temperature cheer Come on, people–I can only do six things at once, and one of them HAS to be breathing Committees have become so important that subcommittees have to be appointed to … Continue reading

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But if I learn from my

Stumbleupon Review But if I learn from my mistakes, it'll take the fun out of making them again But, Officer, I stopped for the last one, and it was green! But reading the manual isn't any fun! But this IS … Continue reading

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The C Team–I love it when a

Stumbleupon Review The C Team–I love it when a program comes together C: \Coffee.exe not found, reboot user? Y/N? C:\DOS  C:\DOS\RUN  C:\DOS\RUN\WINDOWS  C:\DOS\RUN\SLOOOW C:\pet  C:\pet\cat  C:\pet\cat\ignore\human C>: Reality.sys not found, reboot universe?  Y/N? C++–It's still only average C++ Where only your friends can access your private … Continue reading

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Captain!  Somebody

Stumbleupon Review Captain!  Somebody formatted the Warp Drive! Captain!  The doubletalk generators, they can take nae more!  We'll have to obey the laws of physics! Carpe Diem–Fish of the day Carpe Diem–Make your lives extraordinary Carpe DM Seize the dungeon master Carpe Noctem … Continue reading

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Cats are nature's response

Stumbleupon Review Cats are nature's response to orderliness Cats are not baby substitutes, babies are cat substitutes Cats are roommates.  Dogs are kids. Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't teach eight cats to pull a sled. The cats did it Cats … Continue reading

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Bisexual: Specialization is

Stumbleupon Review Bisexual: Specialization is for insects Bitch! Noun or verb… take your pick Bite off one chicken head and they never let you forget Black holes are where God is dividing by zero Blessed are the ugly and determined, … Continue reading

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