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Stumbleupon Review An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser were sitting in a bar. There was only one other person in the bar. The three men kept looking at this other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review On Friday afternoon, the teacher announces to a class of 5-year-olds that they are going to do a spelling test. “Johnny – what did you do at lunchtime?” asks the teacher. “Well Miss” says Johnny, ” I played … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The Greek waiter at the cafe in Krateron, attracted a spectacularly-looking, tall, young, blonde customer. He invited her to his room, and after some small talk they had sex. After a pleasant interlude, and, at what seemed to … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review FROM: GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE DUNLAND Dear sir and/or madame, Salutations, I am GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE, The son of late Counsellor Grima Wormtongue of the Kingdom of Rohan. My father was Chief Counsellor [equivalent to Prime Minister] to late lamented king … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review A couple were driving along when the man asks his wife to look out the window to see if the blinker is working. So she sticks her head out the car window and says, “Yes, no, yes, no, … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Elderly couple driving through a forest one night, when a vampire drops from a tree onto the windscreen and starts pounding on the glass. The woman screams and turns to the man, says “Quick, Henry, show him your … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Jesus comes back to Earth and realises he needs cash. Goes to Job Centre to apply for a job. “What experience do you have?” “I was pretty good at sermons and stuff.” “Ever considered after dinner speaking?” “Erm, … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day, because that means it’s going to be up all night.

Stumbleupon Review During WWII, three American Generals were captured by the Germans. The Germans decided to see if they should kill them or let them live. A test was devised. The first General was asked. “Tick”? The reply was “Tock!” … Continue reading →