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Stumbleupon Review Skeleton goes into a bar and orders a pint. And a mop.

Stumbleupon Review After digging to a depth of 100m last year, English scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago. So … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Two fonts walk into a bar. Barman sez “Oi! you two, out. We don’t serve your type in here….”

Stumbleupon Review Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second responds, … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Subject: examen pour fonctionnaires européens Trois personnes sont convoquées pour un entretien d’embauche à la Commission européenne. Arrivés au test d’anglais, le recruteur leur dit: “Faites une phrase avec les 3 mots suivants: green, pink, yellow.” C’est d’abord … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review David Beckham was shopping at their local supermarket and happened to spot a shiny silver thermos flask on the shelf. They were fascinated by it, so they picked it up and took it over to the cashier and … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Mother superior calls all the nuns together and says to them: “I must tell you all something …we have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.” “Thank god,” says an elderly nun at the back. “I’m so tired … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review > A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she lay > her > pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to > the > bird’s chest. After a … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review A professor stood before his philosophy class with some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, the Archangel Gabriel found him, resting on the seventh day. God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, proudly pointed downwards through the … Continue reading →