Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to
operate on.
The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered.”
The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded.”
The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are
the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth surgeon chimes in, “You know, I like construction
workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer
than you said it would.”
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
“You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate
on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no
spine, and the head and the rear end are interchangeable.