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Doin’ it : C – F

Stumbleupon Review Doin’ it : C – F Cantor 1. Cantor did it until he was crazy. Catastrophe theorists 1. Catastrophe theorists do it falling off part of a sheet. Chaoticians 1. Chaoticians do it with sensitive dependence. Class field … Continue reading

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Problem: To Catch a Lion in

Stumbleupon Review Problem: To Catch a Lion in the Sahara Desert. 4 Contributions from Computer Science 4.1 The search method We assume that the lion is most likely to be found in the direction to the north of the point … Continue reading

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Problem: To Catch a Lion in

Stumbleupon Review Problem: To Catch a Lion in the Sahara Desert. 3 Experimental Physics Methods 3.1 The thermodynamics method We construct a semi-permeable membrane which lets everything but lions pass through. This we drag across the desert. 3.2 The atomic … Continue reading

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Problem: To Catch a Lion in

Stumbleupon Review Problem: To Catch a Lion in the Sahara Desert. 2 Theoretical Physics Methods 2.1 The Dirac method We assert that wild lions can ipso facto not be observed in the Sahara desert. Therefore, if there are any lions … Continue reading

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EVEN the tallest man cannot

Stumbleupon Review EVEN the tallest man cannot walk through the Grand Canyon without feeling conspicuous. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

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AND what of Death? an old man

Stumbleupon Review AND what of Death? an old man asked. He then said: Through the ages wise men have explained Death. Each had a different explanation. Each was right. Each was wrong. And what of your explanation, oh Master? he … Continue reading

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I have seen the future and it

Stumbleupon Review I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

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EXCUSE me, Master, a short

Stumbleupon Review EXCUSE me, Master, a short rabbi asked, Why doesn’t a nice person like you have a wife? He then said: I have studied philosophy for many years, and through my travels I have communicated and meditated with nature. … Continue reading

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A man asked

Stumbleupon Review A man asked, What of Ignorance, Master? He then said: If every man was a genius, there would be no idiots, and no gauge for the intelligence of man. For every ignorant ill-bred man, there exists an opposite … Continue reading

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The strength of a thousand

Stumbleupon Review The strength of a thousand windmills in a hurricane is worthless without the grain to be ground. And the water of the world’s most powerful dam unharnesed could not light a single bulb. But, more important than that … Continue reading

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