EXCUSE me, Master, a short rabbi asked,
Why doesn’t a nice person like you have a wife?
He then said:
I have studied philosophy for many years, and through my travels I have communicated and meditated with nature.
I have acquired many beautiful possessions of nature by opening my mind to the natural beauty of the Earth.
I have dedicated my life to uncovering the mysteries of life, and the unknown.
Through this dedication I have acquired sublime knowledge and profound wisdom.
Therefore one could actually say that I am married to the desire to achieve wisdom.
I am married to many goals and divine ambitions.
In that case, the rabbi responded, have I got a girl for you!
The Master then clopped the rabbi in the head.
What was that for, Master? the rabbi asked.
That was for trying to introduce a cheap Jewish joke into a
non-denominational book, he replied.
Kehlog Albran – The Profit