Tag Archives: blog-entry

Stumbleupon Review The beauty of a pun is in the "OY!" of the beholder Because cats read with their asses! [picture of cat sitting on book] Because humans am stupid, that why Because I'm the editor, that's why! Because I'm … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Before I go to bed, I want some filk and cookies Before my sword can pass through your neck it has to pass halfway through your neck.  But before it can pass halfway through your neck, it has to … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Are the commentators on Hamlet really mad or only pretending to be mad? Are we having fun yet? Are you a Klingon, or is that a lobster on your forehead? Are you a sleep addict?  Do you sleep alone?  Are … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review As long as we're going insane, we might as well go the whole way.  A mere shred of sanity is of no value. As MS-DOS came into common use, people stopped fearing that computers would take over the world … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review At least Congress doesn't make death worse every year At least Wesley didn't write and direct his own movie Authenticity Police–death to Spandex! Authors rarely welcome even the most constructive advice The average woman would rather have beauty … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The amount of common sense is fixed, but the population keeps going up Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog.  Few people are interested, and the frog dies of it. Anarcho-Capitalist for sale or rent Anarcho-Paladin Anarchy begins at … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review And the brains are even bigger! And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if you hit a man with a ploughshare, he'll know he's been hit And thou shalt have dominion over all the beasts of … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Any given program will expand to fill all availible memory plus 1K Any mental functions attempted in this area must be re-evaluated during a subsequent period.  It has been discovered that standard logic works sideways in this area due … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Anyone who wears a bitch button probably isn't kidding Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about Anything not nailed down is a cat toy Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. Everything else … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall…. *All* houses are fixer-uppers All I ask of a firearm is that it be reliable, accurate, and capable of dropping a god at 500 meters All I ask of life is … Continue reading →