Tesco’s own herbal sleeping

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Tesco’s own herbal sleeping tablets. Not as tasty as Nytol.

Possibly deliberate I guess as some wouldn’t like the taste of the hops. Thing is I actually buy them because I love bitterness, quite happily munch my way through a handful of them of an evening.

Shame though, they’re half the price, wonder if I can get Nytol cheap in bulk…

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And just to clarify (clarify! geddit! geddit?!?! *spins wildly in chair and goes flying off sideways into a wall at the inconsolate hilarity of his own puniferousness*) the ghee is because I do sometimes like to cook Indian dishes, and also find that bacon and eggs taste rather fine indeed when cooked in it.

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Come on, I know you were thinking it:

“That bunty, aye, he’s a one alright. He does more than cook in a healthy and environmentally sustainable manner with all that Olive Oil, I’ll warrent.”

“And the Ghee? Why would anyone need so much Ghee just for cooking. thar be a-strange goin’s on in that house you mark my words… see at night when the curtains are closed, the lights are low, and the music loud…. wouldn’t surprise me if he’s in there DANCING the Lamabada, his taut, muscled, upper body glistening in the candlelight, with none but The Long Haired Hamster Generally Known As Aslan to see…”

Or similar for sure is thinking what you were.

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Oh, and before any one says anything…

No!

I don’t buy it in that sort of quantity in order that I can strip naked, douse myself in it, then DANCE the Lambada all night long. Collapsing finally only as dawn’s first rosy fingers caress the morning sky, like some devestatingly hot low-cholestral dervish…

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I just spent £11 on Olive oil. I can be such a snob sometimes.

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