AIIEEE!!!
MY LAST.FM ACCOUNT APPEARS TO HAVE CROSSED WIRES WITH SOMEONE WHO ISN’T ME, AND WORSE THAN THAT (jim), LISTENS TO LAMABADA MUSIC!!!!
WHAT A SHOCKING AND IMPROBABLE COLLUSION OF COMPLETELY RANDOM EVENTS!!
WOE!
CALUMNY!!
*waves arms (own) hysterically round head like a matched pair of distraught triffids, narrowly avoiding self immolation after knocking over one of the candles that definitally wasn’t there*