Monthly Archives: February 2006

Stumbleupon Review Bisexual: Specialization is for insects Bitch! Noun or verb… take your pick Bite off one chicken head and they never let you forget Black holes are where God is dividing by zero Blessed are the ugly and determined, … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Beware–I'm armed and have pre-menstrual tension Beware of Quantum Ducks–Quark! Quark! Quark! Beware of the Vampire Jesus–He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back now! Beware the Grin Reaper [smiley face with teeth] Beware! … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Before I go to bed, I want some filk and cookies Before my sword can pass through your neck it has to pass halfway through your neck.  But before it can pass halfway through your neck, it has to … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The beauty of a pun is in the "OY!" of the beholder Because cats read with their asses! [picture of cat sitting on book] Because humans am stupid, that why Because I'm the editor, that's why! Because I'm … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Be careful–the last person using this keyboard had a terminal disease Be careful when you're playing under an anvil tree Be good to your friends, or they may develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo Be nice to me–I'm … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Backups?  We don't need no steenkin' ba*a%^q%% NO CARRIER Bad taste is timeless Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! Balance the budget–declare politicians a game species Ban the Bomb–Save the world for conventional warfare The banality of evil … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review At least Congress doesn't make death worse every year At least Wesley didn't write and direct his own movie Authenticity Police–death to Spandex! Authors rarely welcome even the most constructive advice The average woman would rather have beauty … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review As long as we're going insane, we might as well go the whole way.  A mere shred of sanity is of no value. As MS-DOS came into common use, people stopped fearing that computers would take over the world … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Are the commentators on Hamlet really mad or only pretending to be mad? Are we having fun yet? Are you a Klingon, or is that a lobster on your forehead? Are you a sleep addict?  Do you sleep alone?  Are … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Anyone who wears a bitch button probably isn't kidding Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about Anything not nailed down is a cat toy Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. Everything else … Continue reading →