Monthly Archives: February 2006

Stumbleupon Review Money is its own reward Moody bitch seeks understanding gentleman for love/hate relationship More hit points than you can possibly imagine Moriarty killed a clone–Holmes lives Morning begins when you get out of bed, and ends once you … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The meta-Turing test counts a thing as intelligent if it seeks to apply Turing tests to objects of its own creation Microsoft will make something that doesn't suck the day it starts manufacturing vacuum cleaners Middle-Age Mutant Ninja … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review May those who love us, love us. And those that don't love us, may God turn their hearts. And if He doesn't turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping. Maybe … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Make beer, not war Make it so Make love, not war–but be prepared for both Make my day–try to pick up someone else Make things as simple as possible, but no simpler Managing programmers is like herding cats … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end Look out for #1.  Don't step in #2, either. Looking for backrub victim Lord, please let me be the kind of person my dog thinks I am Lost my head … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Light a candle, curse the glare The light at the end of the tunnel may be a NO EXIT sign The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon Light Sabers–a part of living … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Life is too short, but if you do it fast enough, you can live it one and a half times Life is uncertain.  Eat dessert first. Life isn't always fair, but it shouldn't cheat that much Life needs pulldown … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Lethargy in motion Let's get some chaos into this confusion Let's leave religion to the televangelists.  After all, they're the professionals. Let's split up–we can do more damage that way Liberal Arts Graduate–Will think for food A liberal is … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder The last fan on earth sat alone in a room.  There was a loc on the door. The last man on Earth sat alone in his room.  There … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Kamikaze Paranomasiac each pun a killer Katana Space When carry on just isn't enough Keeping freedom safe from democracy Keyboard not found….Think F1 to continue Kick ass now, take names later Kill the DM…no, SLOWLY kill the DM … Continue reading →