Monthly Archives: February 2006

Suffering makes you deep.&nbsp

Stumbleupon Review Suffering makes you deep.  Travel makes you broad. I'd rather travel. Sunrise is nature's way of telling you it's bedtime Support free trade–smuggle! Support your local medical examiner–die strangely Support your local thieves' guild–leave your doors unlocked SUSHIDO–The way … Continue reading

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Star Trek V–Shat happens

Stumbleupon Review Star Trek V–Shat happens Starship Troopers: There can be only Juan State lotteries are a tax rebate for intelligence Stealing from others is called plagiarism.  Stealing from yourself iscalled style. Stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth stealth WHAP!! … Continue reading

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Sometimes my NOW is later than

Stumbleupon Review Sometimes my NOW is later than it should be Sometimes reality has no sense of style Sometimes the only solution is to find a new problem Sometimes the truth can be so unnecessary Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes … Continue reading

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So many books, so little money

Stumbleupon Review So many books, so little money So many books, so little time So many books, so little time/money/shelf space [checklist] So many centuries, so little time So many galaxies, so little time So many languages, so little time … Continue reading

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606 The area code of the Beast

Stumbleupon Review 606 The area code of the Beast 669 The Number of the Beastiality 669 The Orgy of the Beast [the numbers are tumbling about in undignified fashion] 666-6667 The Wrong Number of the Beast 668–the Neighbor of the … Continue reading

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Share and enjoy

Stumbleupon Review Share and enjoy She who dies with the most fabric wins She who must be obeyed SHE WHO would like to BE OBEYED at least some of the time Sheridan and Ivanova in 2000   Our last best hope Shift … Continue reading

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See what happens when you don

Stumbleupon Review See what happens when you don't eat your broccoli! League of Pushy Women–Self-Appointed Chapter Head Self-defense is like going to the bathroom–it's not pretty, and no one else can do it for you Self-sacrifice is always a virtue–in … Continue reading

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Sanctimonious Non-Smoker on

Stumbleupon Review Sanctimonious Non-Smoker on the Rampage [picture of cigarette with forbid symbol] Sarcasm impaired.  Please mark all jokes clearly. Sarcasm? What's that? Save an endangered species–hug a romantic Save gaming–kill a Magic player Same old torture, every day, every day … Continue reading

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Right after I graduate, I'

Stumbleupon Review Right after I graduate, I'm gonna sit in a tree, cut the soles off my shoes, and learn to play the flute Right theory, wrong universe The right to arm bears is the right to be free   HOKA LIBRE … Continue reading

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Refusing to live in the real

Stumbleupon Review Refusing to live in the real world will substantially reduce the portability of your code Relaxed Agnostic   I don't know any answers   I'm not looking very hard, either Relaxed Bisexual Agnostic I don't know, I don't care, and maybe I'll … Continue reading

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