Category Archives: Humour

Stumbleupon Review David Beckham was shopping at their local supermarket and happened to spot a shiny silver thermos flask on the shelf. They were fascinated by it, so they picked it up and took it over to the cashier and … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Mother superior calls all the nuns together and says to them: “I must tell you all something …we have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.” “Thank god,” says an elderly nun at the back. “I’m so tired … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review > A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she lay > her > pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to > the > bird’s chest. After a … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review A professor stood before his philosophy class with some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, the Archangel Gabriel found him, resting on the seventh day. God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, proudly pointed downwards through the … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Cows of the 21 century DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review George Bush met the Queen today, and he turns round and says: “As I’m the President, I’m thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I’m thinking that it should be a Kingdom” The Queen replies … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, “Pierre, … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Two families move from Pakistan to America. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet – in a year’s time whichever family has become more American will win. A year later they meet again: The first man … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Alan: Good evening, Sir Arthur. Peter: Good evening. Alan: I am going to ask you a few questions about the train robbery, if I may. Peter: Good, the very thing we are investigating. I’d like to make one … Continue reading →