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Three couples, an elderly
Stumbleupon Review Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple, and a young newly married couple wanted to join the church. The pastor said, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for a four-week period. … Continue reading
A man was sitting at home one
Stumbleupon Review A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off. The next … Continue reading
Man: Doctor, I think I’m
Stumbleupon Review Man: Doctor, I think I’m suffering from Moth Syndrome. Doc: What’s that then? Man: I keep thinking I’m going to die in 24 hours time. Doc: Never heard of it, I’m afraid I can’t help you. Man: That’s … Continue reading
THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT
Stumbleupon Review THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP 1. It is important to find a wo/man who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It is important to find a … Continue reading
Why did the hot-dog keep
Stumbleupon Review Why did the hot-dog keep beating the sausage sandwich at pool? Because it was on a roll…
The CIA had an opening for an
Stumbleupon Review The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background >>checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists… >>two men and a woman. >> >>For the final test, the CIA agents took one … Continue reading
A woman has twins, and gives
Stumbleupon Review A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him Juan. Years later, Juan … Continue reading
Someone complimented me on my
Stumbleupon Review Someone complimented me on my driving the other day…. They left a note saying “parking fine”
Things to do in a lift
Stumbleupon Review Things to do in a lift: 1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. … Continue reading
A bloke rings his local
Stumbleupon Review A bloke rings his local chemist. He asks, “Do you sell incontinence pants?” “Yes sir,” says the chemist. “Can I ask where you are ringing from?” “The waist down”, replies the man.