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Cows of the 21 century

Stumbleupon Review Cows of the 21 century DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to … Continue reading

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George Bush met the Queen

Stumbleupon Review George Bush met the Queen today, and he turns round and says: “As I’m the President, I’m thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I’m thinking that it should be a Kingdom” The Queen replies … Continue reading

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Pierre, a brave French

Stumbleupon Review Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, “Pierre, … Continue reading

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Two families move from

Stumbleupon Review Two families move from Pakistan to America. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet – in a year’s time whichever family has become more American will win. A year later they meet again: The first man … Continue reading

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Alan

Stumbleupon Review Alan: Good evening, Sir Arthur. Peter: Good evening. Alan: I am going to ask you a few questions about the train robbery, if I may. Peter: Good, the very thing we are investigating. I’d like to make one … Continue reading

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A couple get into a taxi in

Stumbleupon Review A couple get into a taxi in Glasgow, and the woman tells the driver: “Genoa Restaurant, please” The driver replies: “Aye. What kind of restaurant do you want?”

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A single guy decides life

Stumbleupon Review A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally … Continue reading

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This is the transcript of the

Stumbleupon Review This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a US Naval ship with the Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in Oct 1995. Radio conversation released by chief of naval operations 10/10/95. Canadians: Please divert … Continue reading

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Q: Who are the nicest men in

Stumbleupon Review Q: Who are the nicest men in hospital? A: The ultra-sound blokes.

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QUESTION: How many internet

Stumbleupon Review QUESTION: How many internet newsgroup subscribers does it take to change a light bulb? ANSWER: 1,331 1 to change the light bulb and to post on the newsgroup that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share … Continue reading

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