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http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Jokebook:Math

From the page: “Q: What is the integral of 1/cabin d(cabin)?

A: log cabin

Q: What is purple and commutes?

A: An Abelian grape.

2 2 = 5 for very large values of 2

The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone by pi/2 and try again.

The shortest math joke: Let upsilon by any number lesser than zero…

Q: What do you get when you cross a mosquito with an elephant?

A: The magnitude of the mosquito times the magnitude of the elephant in a dirrecton perpendicular to both according to the right hand rule.

Q: What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

A: You can’t cross a vector with a scaler.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, those who don’t, and those who confuse it with ternary.

e^x goes to a party with x^2. x^2 is having a great time but sees that e^x is just sitting in the corner doing nothing. He goes over and says to e^x “hey, come and integrate with us”. e^x replys “no, it won’t make any difference”

Calculus-based pick-up line: “Hey baby, can I take your derivative . . . ’cause I want to be tangent to your curves!”

An experimental physicist and a mathematician are put in separate kitchens, each with a gas stove and a pot on the counter; they are both asked to boil water. The physicist fills the pot with tapwater from the sink, sets it on the stove and turns on the heat. Soon the water is boiling. The mathematician similarly fills the pot with tapwater, places it on the stove and turns on the heat, bringing the water to a boil. The next day they are again asked to boil water, except the pot is no longer on the counter. The physicist rummages through the cupboard to find a pot, fills it with water and places it on the heat, boiling the water again. The mathematician removes the pot from the cupboard and places it on the counter, thus reducing the problem to the one previously solved.”

Stumbleupon Review of :
http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Jokebook:Jokes_for_Kids

From the page: “Q. Why was the mathmetician so worried?
A. Because he had so many problems!

Q. What did the zero say to the eight?
A. Nice belt!

Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?
A. To get to the shell station.

Q. What do you get when you cross a canary with a fan?
A. Shredded Tweet.”