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Almost Conscious

Stumbleupon Review Almost Conscious Alpha Female Alpha Nerd Alpha test version: too buggy to release   Beta test version: still too buggy to release   Release 1.0: alternate pronounciation of beta test version Always keep a record of your data–it shows you've been working … Continue reading

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Abandon all hope, ye who PRESS

Stumbleupon Review Abandon all hope, ye who PRESS ENTER here Academic infighting is vicious because the stakes are so low An acceptable level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job Access … Continue reading

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Be good to your friends, or

Stumbleupon Review Be good to your friends, or they may develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo

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Two male mathematicians are

Stumbleupon Review Two male mathematicians are in a bar. The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics. The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope with a reasonable … Continue reading

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Definition

Stumbleupon Review Definition: Jogging girl scout = Brownian motion.

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The limit as n goes to

Stumbleupon Review The limit as n goes to infinity of sin(x)/n is 6. Proof: cancel the n in the numerator and denominator.

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Philosopher

Stumbleupon Review Philosopher: “Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have profound implications to all of science.” Physicist: “Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those mythical ‘foundations’. Just give us serviceable mathematics.” Computer Scientist: “Who cares? Everything in … Continue reading

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What’s nonorientable and

Stumbleupon Review What’s nonorientable and lives in the sea? Mobius Dick.

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An assemblage of the most

Stumbleupon Review An assemblage of the most gifted minds in the world were all posed the following question: “What is 2 * 2 ?” The engineer whips out his slide rule (so it’s old) and shuffles it back and forth, … Continue reading

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During a class of calculus

Stumbleupon Review During a class of calculus my lecturer suddenly checked himself and stared intently at the table in front of him for a while. Then he looked up at us and explained that he thought he had brought six … Continue reading

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