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    5. Hsu / Waiting (Nourishment)

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    ------- above K’an The Abysmal, Water

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    ------- below Ch’ien The Creative, Heaven

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The Judgement

    Waiting. If you are sincere,

    You have light and success.

    Perseverance brings good fortune.

    It furthers one to cross the great water.

The Image

    Clouds rise up to heaven:

    The image of Waiting.

    Thus the superior man eats and drinks,

    Is joyous and of good cheer.

The Lines

    Nine at the beginning means:

    Waiting in the meadow.

    It furthers one to abide in what endures.

    No blame.

    Nine in the second place means:

    Waiting on the sand.

    There is some gossip.

    The end brings good fortune.

    Nine in the third place means:

    Waiting in the mud

    Brings about the arrival of the enemy.

    Six in the fourth place means:

    Waiting in blood.

    Get out of the pit.

    () Nine in the fifth place means:

    Waiting at meat and drink.

    Perseverance brings good fortune.

    Six at the top means:

    One falls into the pit.

    Three uninvited guests arrive.

    Honor them, and in the end there will be good fortune.

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List of I Ching hexagrams 1-32 – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    4. Mêng / Youthful Folly

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    --- --- above Kên Keeping Still, Mountain

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    ------- below K’an The Abysmal, Water

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The Judgement

    Youthful Folly has success.

    It is not I who seek the young fool;

    The young fool seeks me.

    At the first oracle I inform him.

    If he asks two or three times, it is importunity.

    If he importunes, I give him no information.

    Perseverance furthers.

The Image

    A spring wells up at the foot of the mountain:

    The image of Youth.

    Thus the superior man fosters his character

    By thoroughness in all that he does.

The Lines

    Six at the beginning means:

    To make a fool develop

    It furthers one to apply discipline.

    The fetters should be removed.

    To go on in this way brings humiliation.

    () Nine in the second place means:

    To bear with fools in kindliness brings good fortune.

    To know how to take women

    Brings good fortune.

    The son is capable of taking charge of the household.

    Six in the third place means:

    Take not a maiden who, when she sees a man of bronze,

    Loses possession of herself.

    Nothing furthers.

    Six in the fourth place means:

    Entangled folly brings humiliation.

    () Six in the fifth place means:

    Childlike folly brings good fortune.

    Nine at the top means:

    In punishing folly

    It does not further one

    To commit transgressions.

    The only thing that furthers

    Is to prevent transgressions.

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    3. Chun / Difficulty at the Beginning

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    ------- above K’an The Abysmal, Water

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    --- ---

    --- --- below Chên The Arousing, Thunder

    -------

The Judgement

    Difficulty at the Beginning works supreme success,

    Furthering through perseverance.

    Nothing should be undertaken.

    It furthers one to appoint helpers.

The Image

    Clouds and thunder:

    The image of Difficulty at the Beginning.

    Thus the superior man

    Brings order out of confusion.

The Lines

    () Nine at the beginning means:

    Hesitation and hindrance.

    It furthers one to remain persevering.

    It furthers one to appoint helpers.

    Six in the second place means:

    Difficulties pile up.

    Horse and wagon part.

    He is not a robber;

    He wants to woo when the time comes.

    The maiden is chaste,

    She does not pledge herself.

    Ten years–then she pledges herself.

    Six in the third place means:

    Whoever hunts deer without the forester

    Only loses his way in the forest.

    The superior man understands the signs of the time

    And prefers to desist.

    To go on brings humiliation.

    Six in the fourth place means:

    Horse and wagon part.

    Strive for union.

    To go on brings good fortune.

    Everything acts to further.

    () Nine in the fifth place means:

    Difficulties in blessing.

    A little perseverance brings good fortune.

    Great perseverance brings misfortune.

    Six at the top means:

    Horse and wagon part.

    Bloody tears flow.

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List of I Ching hexagrams 1-32 – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    2. K’un / The Receptive

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    --- --- above K’un The Receptive, Earth

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    --- ---

    --- --- below K’un The Receptive, Earth

    --- ---

The Judgement

    The Receptive brings about sublime success,

    Furthering through the perseverance of a mare.

    If the superior man undertakes something and tries to lead,

    He goes astray;

    But if he follows, he finds guidance.

    It is favorable to find friends in the west and south,

    To forego friends in the east and north.

    Quiet perseverance brings good fortune.

The Image

    The earth’s condition is receptive devotion.

    Thus the superior man who has breadth of character

    Carries the outer world.

The Lines

    Six at the beginning means:

    When there is hoarfrost underfoot,

    Solid ice is not far off.

    () Six in the second place means:

    Straight, square, great.

    Without purpose,

    Yet nothing remains unfurthered.

    Six in the third place means:

    Hidden lines.

    One is able to remain persevering.

    If by chance you are in the service of a king,

    Seek not works, but bring to completion.

    Six in the fourth place means:

    A tied-up sack. No blame, no praise.

    Six in the fifth place means:

    A yellow lower garment brings supreme good fortune.

    Six at the top means:

    Dragons fight in the meadow.

    Their blood is black and yellow.

    When all the lines are sixes, it means:

    Lasting perseverance furthers.

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    1. Ch’ien / The Creative

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    ------- above Ch’ien The Creative, Heaven

    -------

    -------

    ------- below Ch’ien The Creative, Heaven

    -------

The Judgement

    The Creative works sublime success,

    Furthering through perseverance.

The Image

    The movement of heaven is full of power.

    Thus the superior man makes himself strong and untiring.

The Lines

    Nine at the beginning means:

    Hidden dragon. Do not act.

    Nine in the second place means:

    Dragon appearing in the field.

    It furthers one to see the great man.

    Nine in the third place means:

    All day long the superior man is creatively active.

    At nightfall his mind is beset with cares.

    Danger. No blame.

    Nine in the fourth place means:

    Wavering flight over the depths.

    No blame.

    () Nine in the fifth place means:

    Flying dragon in the heavens.

    It furthers one to see the great man.

    Nine at the top means:

    Arrogant dragon will have cause to repent.

    When all the lines are nines, it means:

    There appears a flight of dragons without heads.

    Good fortune.

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Two male mathematicians are

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    Two male mathematicians are in a bar.

    The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little
    about basic mathematics.

    The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope with a
    reasonable amount of math.

    The first mathematicien goes off to the washroom, and in his absence the
    second calls over the waitress.

    He tells her that in a few minutes, after his friend has returned, he
    will call her over and ask her a question. All she has to do is answer
    one third x cubed.

    She repeats `one thir — dex cue’? He repeats `one third x cubed’.

    Her: `one thir dex cuebd’? Yes, that’s right, he says. So she agrees,
    and goes off mumbling to herself, `one thir dex cuebd…’.

    The first guy returns and the second proposes a bet to prove his point,
    that most people do know something about basic math.

    He says he will ask the blonde waitress an integral, and the first
    laughingly agrees.

    The second man calls over the waitress and asks `what is the integral
    of x squared?’.

    The waitress says `one third x cubed’ and while walking away, turns
    back and says over her shoulder `plus a constant’!

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The limit as n goes to

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    The limit as n goes to infinity of sin(x)/n is 6.

    Proof: cancel the n in the numerator and denominator.

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Definition

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    Definition:

      Jogging girl scout = Brownian motion.
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Philosopher

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    Philosopher:

      “Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have
      profound implications to all of science.”

    Physicist:

      “Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those
      mythical ‘foundations’. Just give us serviceable mathematics.”

    Computer Scientist:

      “Who cares? Everything in this Universe seems to be finite
      anyway. Besides, I’m too busy debugging my Pascal programs.”

    Mathematician:

      “Forget all that! Just make your formulae as aesthetically
      pleasing as possible!”
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What’s nonorientable and

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    What’s nonorientable and lives in the sea?

    Mobius Dick.

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