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I Ching hexagram 64 – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    64. Wei Chi / Before Completion

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    --- --- above Li The Clinging, Flame

    ------- 

    --- --- 

    ------- below K’an The Abysmal, Water

    --- --- 

The Judgement

    Before Completion. Success.

    But if the little fox, after nearly completing the crossing,

    Gets his tail in the water,

    There is nothing that would further.

The Image

    Fire over water:

    The image of the condition before transition.

    Thus the superior man is careful

    In the differentiation of things,

    So that each finds its place.

The Lines

    Six at the beginning means:

    He gets his tail in the water.

    Humiliating.

    Nine in the second place means:

    He brakes his wheels.

    Perseverance brings good fortune.

    Six in the third place means:

    Before completion, attack brings misfortune.

    It furthers one to cross the great water.

    Nine in the fourth place means:

    Perseverance brings good fortune.

    Remorse disappears.

    Shock, thus to discipline the Devil’s Country.

    For three years, great realms are awarded.

    () Six in the fifth place means:

    Perseverance brings good fortune.

    No remorse.

    The light of the superior man is true.

    Good fortune.

    Nine at the top means:

    There is drinking of wine

    In genuine confidence. No blame.

    But if one wets his head,

    He loses it, in truth.

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I Ching hexagram 63 – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    63. Chi Chi / After Completion

    --- ---

    ------- above K’an The Abysmal, Water

    --- ---

    -------

    --- --- below Li The Clinging, Flame

    -------

The Judgement

    After Completion. Success in small matters.

    Perseverance furthers.

    At the beginning good fortune,

    At the end disorder.

The Image

    Water over fire: the image of the condition

    In After Completion.

    Thus the superior man

    Takes thoughts of misfortune

    And arms himself against it in advance.

The Lines

    Nine at the beginning means:

    He brakes his wheels.

    He gets his tail in the water.

    No blame.

    () Six in the second place means:

    The woman loses the curtain of her carriage.

    Do not run after it;

    On the seventh day you will get it.

    Nine in the third place means:

    The Illustrious Ancestor

    Disciplines the Devil’s Country.

    After three years he conquers it.

    Inferior people must not be employed.

    Six in the fourth place means:

    The finest clothes turn to rags.

    Be careful all day long.

    Nine in the fifth place means:

    The neighbor in the east who slaughters an ox

    Does not attain as much real happiness

    As the neighbor in the west

    With his small offering.

    Six at the top means:

    He gets his head in the water. Danger.

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I Ching hexagram 62 – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    62. Hsiao Kuo / Preponderance of the Small

    --- ---

    --- --- above Chên The Arousing, Thunder

    -------

    -------

    --- --- below Kên Keeping Still, Mountain

    --- ---

The Judgement

    Preponderance of the Small. Success.

    Perseverance furthers.

    Small things may be done; great things should not be done.

    The flying bird brings the message:

    It is not well to strive upward,

    It is well to remain below.

    Great good fortune.

The Image

    Thunder on the mountain:

    The image of Preponderance of the Small.

    Thus in his conduct the superior man gives preponderance to reverence.

    In bereavement he gives preponderance to grief.

    In his expenditures he gives preponderance to thrift.

The Lines

    Six at the beginning means:

    The bird meets with misfortune through flying.

    () Six in the second place means:

    She passes by her ancestor

    And meets her ancestress.

    He does not reach his prince

    And meets the official.

    No blame.

    Nine in the third place means:

    If one is not extremely careful,

    Somebody may come up from behind and strike him.

    Misfortune.

    Nine in the fourth place means:

    No blame. He meets him without passing by.

    Going brings danger. One must be on guard.

    Do not act. Be constantly persevering.

    () Six in the fifth place means:

    Dense clouds,

    No rain from our western territory.

    The prince shoots and hits him who is in the cave.

    Six at the top means:

    He passes him by, not meeting him.

    The flying bird leaves him.

    Misfortune.

    This means bad luck and injury.

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I Ching hexagram 61 – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    61. Chung Fu / Inner Truth

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    ------- above Sun The Gentle, Wind

    --- ---

    --- ---

    ------- below Tui The Joyous, Lake

    -------

The Judgement

    Inner Truth. Pigs and fishes.

    Good fortune.

    It furthers one to cross the great water.

    Perseverance furthers.

The Image

    Wind over lake: the image of Inner Truth.

    Thus the superior man discusses criminal cases

    In order to delay executions.

The Lines

    Nine at the beginning means:

    Being prepared brings good fortune.

    If there are secret designs, it is disquieting.

    Nine in the second place means:

    A crane is calling in the shade.

    Its young answers it.

    I have a good goblet.

    I will share it with you.

    [] Six in the third place means:

    He finds a comrade.

    Now he beats the drum, now he stops.

    Now he sobs, now he sings.

    [] Six in the fourth place means:

    The moon nearly at the full.

    The team horse goes astray.

    No blame.

    () Nine in the fifth place means:

    He possesses truth, which links together.

    No blame.

    Nine at the top means:

    Cockcrow penetrating to heaven.

    Perseverance brings misfortune.

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I Ching hexagram 60 – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    60. Chieh / Limitation

    --- ---

    ------- above K’an The Abysmal, Water

    --- ---

    --- ---

    ------- below Tui The Joyous, Lake

    -------

The Judgement

    Limitation. Success.

    Galling limitation must not be persevered in.

The Image

    Water over Lake: the image of Limitation.

    Thus the superior man

    Creates numbers and measure,

    And examines the nature of virtue and correct conduct.

The Lines

    Nine at the beginning means:

    Not going out of the door and the courtyard

    Is without blame.

    Nine in the second place means:

    Not going out of the gate and the courtyard

    Brings misfortune.

    Six in the third place means:

    He who knows no limitation

    Will have cause to lament.

    No blame.

    Six in the fourth place means:

    Contented limitation. Success.

    () Nine in the fifth place means:

    Sweet limitation brings good fortune.

    Going brings esteem.

    Six at the top means:

    Galling limitation.

    Perseverance brings misfortune.

    Remorse disappears.

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I Ching hexagram 59 – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    59. Huan / Dispersion [Dissolution]

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    ------- above Sun The Gentle, Wind

    --- ---

    --- ---

    ------- below K’an The Abysmal, Water

    --- ---

The Judgement

    Dispersion. Success.

    The king approaches his temple.

    It furthers one to cross the great water.

    Perseverance furthers.

The Image

    The wind drives over the water:

    The image of Dispersion.

    Thus the kings of old sacrificed to the Lord

    And built temples.

The Lines

    Six at the beginning means:

    He brings help with the strength of a horse.

    Good fortune.

    [] Nine in the second place means:

    At the dissolution

    He hurries to that which supports him.

    Remorse disappears.

    Six in the third place means:

    He dissolves his self. No remorse.

    [] Six in the fourth place means:

    He dissolves his bond with his group.

    Supreme good fortune.

    Dispersion leads in turn to accumulation.

    This is something that ordinary men do not think of.

    () Nine in the fifth place means:

    His loud cries are as dissolving as sweat.

    Dissolution! A king abides without blame.

    Nine at the top means:

    He dissolves his blood.

    Departing, keeping at a distance, going out,

    Is without blame.

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I Ching hexagram 58 – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    58. Tui / The Joyous, Lake

    --- ---

    ------- above Tui The Joyous, Lake

    -------

    --- ---

    ------- below Tui The Joyous, Lake

    -------

The Judgement

    The Joyous. Success.

    Perseverance is favorable.

The Image

    Lakes resting on one another:

    The image of the Joyous.

    Thus the superior man joins with his friends

    For discussion and practice.

The Lines

    Nine at the beginning means:

    Contented joyousness. Good fortune.

    () Nine in the second place means:

    Sincere joyousness. Good fortune.

    Remorse disappears.

    [] Six in the third place means:

    Coming joyousness. Misfortune.

    Nine in the fourth place means:

    Joyousness that is weighed is not at peace.

    After ridding himself of mistakes a man has joy.

    () Nine in the fifth place means:

    Sincerity toward disintegrating influences is dangerous.

    [] Six at the top means:

    Seductive joyousness.

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I Ching hexagram 57 – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    57. Sun / The Gentle (The Penetrating, Wind)

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    ------- above Sun The Gentle, Wind

    --- ---

    -------

    ------- below Sun The Gentle, Wind

    --- ---

The Judgement

    The Gentle. Success through what is small.

    It furthers one to have somewhere to go.

    It furthers one to see the great man.

The Image

    Winds following one upon the other:

    The image of the Gently Penetrating.

    Thus the superior man

    Spreads his commands abroad

    And carries out his undertakings.

The Lines

    [] Six at the beginning means:

    In advancing and in retreating,

    The perseverance of a warrior furthers.

    Nine in the second place means:

    Penetration under the bed.

    Priests and magicians are used in great number.

    Good fortune. No blame.

    Nine in the third place means:

    Repeated penetration. Humiliation.

    [] Six in the fourth place means:

    Remorse vanishes.

    During the hunt

    Three kinds of game are caught.

    () Nine in the fifth place means:

    Perseverance brings good fortune.

    Remorse vanishes.

    Nothing that does not further.

    No beginning, but an end.

    Before the change, three days.

    After the change, three days.

    Good fortune.

    Nine at the top means:

    Penetration under the bed.

    He loses his property and his ax

    Perseverance brings misfortune.

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I Ching hexagram 56 – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    56. Lu / The Wanderer

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    --- --- above Li The Clinging, Flame

    -------

    -------

    --- --- below Kên Keeping Still, Mountain

    --- ---

The Judgement

    The Wanderer. Success through smallness.

    Perseverance brings good fortune

    To the wanderer.

The Image

    Fire on the mountain:

    The image of The Wanderer.

    Thus the superior man

    Is clear-minded and cautious

    In imposing penalties,

    And protracts no lawsuits.

The Lines

    Six at the beginning means:

    If the wanderer busies himself with trivial things,

    He draws down misfortune upon himself.

    Six in the second place means:

    The wanderer comes to an inn.

    He has his property with him.

    He wins the steadfastness of a young servant.

    Nine in the third place means:

    The wanderer’s inn burns down.

    He loses the steadfastness of his young servant.

    Danger.

    Nine in the fourth place means:

    The wanderer rests in a shelter.

    He obtains his property and an ax.

    My heart is not glad.

    () Six in the fifth place means:

    He shoots a pheasant.

    It drops with the first arrow.

    In the end this brings both praise and office.

    Nine at the top means:

    The bird’s nest burns up.

    The wanderer laughs at first,

    Then must needs lament and weep.

    Through carelessness he loses his cow.

    Misfortune.

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