Mirror | rorriM

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European male, 30s, seeks female for
friendship/nice times. I would just
like a sweet person maybe like Takahashi-san
and I promise that if you can make to me I
will give you a gold medal.

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European gentlemen, professional,
30s, married ladies make the best
lovers, all my parents tell me this.
Eager to find out!

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Love of silence, is there? Are you
tired of crowded jam, over active craze,
super competitive society,
or weird merry puppies? Come with me,
take me to your pure heart, handsome,
173 cm, 58 kg, nonsmoker.

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Japanese man, seeks for a French-speaking
girl to teach me her language. Can’t pay,
but can kiss her forehead.”

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Let’s do something very secret and
very very fun.

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Japanese Buddhist monk, tall and
nice-looking, 32, taken vows of celibacy.
Seek a beautiful, intelligent Caucasian
temptress non-drinker to test my resolve.
If you are into sightseeing, temples, etc.

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Married but Miserable Society
cordially invites unhappy wives
for top secret interactions of all
kinds! Email only, ok! Conversation,
ok! Horny, ok! American husband in
Tokyo knows how you feel.”

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Japanese guy, 27, 175 cm, seeks cute,
slim, English female for friendship and
more. I speak some English and am training
my body to look like Brad Pitt. Come and
find out.

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Am black African 35 years
old seeking for the most
shortest or fattest Japanese or
foreign lady, for the best love
money can’t buy. Don’t call
if you’re not serious.”