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best of craigslist : messages romance romance romance!!!

Stumbleupon Review of : http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/62614196.html messages romance romance romance!!! Date: Sun Mar 06 20:48:42 2005 Hello hello hello. I am young and noninhibited. I look sort of like the devil. Blonde and luxurious, with thighs look like toothpick. My interests … Continue reading

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Day 13

Stumbleupon Review of : http://www.pubnix.org/~doris/Day13.html Cute Korean girl, born in Japan, 35, went to international schools, wants nice, fun, tall man to share eternal love and babies and fun until we die in each others arms on the beach as … Continue reading

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Day 12

Stumbleupon Review of : http://www.pubnix.org/~doris/Day12.html Frenchman, 29, white, great looking, used to be a no-name actor, now salaryman, seeks Japanese woman who wants to have a secret Gaijin sex partner. Unlimited supply of secrecy and orgasm. — European male, 30s, … Continue reading

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Day 11 – DMX Krew Made Me Ill

Stumbleupon Review of : http://www.pubnix.org/~doris/Day11.html Asian male, over 40, seeks sweet lady for friendship, any nationality ok, can speak J/E. Under the green wood tree who likes to live with me? — European gentlemen, professional, 30s, married ladies make the … Continue reading

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Day 7-10 – Neighbor of the Beast

Stumbleupon Review of : http://www.pubnix.org/~doris/Day7-10a.html Thai female, 40, virgin, never had boyfriend, memorized the Kama Sutra, seeks first, you are rich, handsome, well-hung, pay for dinner and hotel. Want memorable night, marriage a possibility. — Love of silence, is there? … Continue reading

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Day 6 – Osak(lahom)a!

Stumbleupon Review of : http://www.pubnix.org/~doris/Day6.html San Fran man with creative personality, into design, seeks a swim with a shapely, slim, beautiful female fish. I love color, splashing, laughing in the tall grass, chasing birds. I love blowing up my hair … Continue reading

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Day 5 – The Freaks Come out at Night

Stumbleupon Review of : http://www.pubnix.org/~doris/Day5.html Handsome guy, seeking attractive Japanese girl w/blonde hair (bleached ok) brown skin (fake tan ok) and blue eyes, (contacts ok) 165 cm (high heel ok) w/big breasts (padded bra ok) and shapely bottom (padded underwear … Continue reading

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Day 4 – Four-Hour Kabuki Slugfest (aka Men in Thong Leggings)

Stumbleupon Review of : http://www.pubnix.org/~doris/Day4.html American male, 32, seeking Japanese women w/herpes, for fun times.

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Day 3 – Even Teddy Bears in Japan Are Psychotic

Stumbleupon Review of : http://www.pubnix.org/~doris/Day3.html Naive Japanese woman. My parents raised me strictly that is why I need someone who can teach me many kind of things in the life. I need wise guy. —- Married but Miserable Society cordially … Continue reading

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Day 1 – Magic Mushrooms for Sale

Stumbleupon Review of : http://www.pubnix.org/~doris/Day1.html Cute eyes, two Japanese guys, 30s, single. We seeks females 20-30! Any nationality, but singles. One guy have cute eyes, another guy is shy. If you want the braid, you gotta know the stuff. — … Continue reading

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