Asked how his pet parrot

Asked how his pet parrot died, the mathmatican answered
“Polynomial. polygon.”

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Lumberjacks make good musicians because of their natural
logarithms.

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Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square.

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“The integral of e to the x is equal to f of the quantity
u to the n.”

     /  x      n

     | e  = f(u )

     /

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A physics joke:

“Energy equals milk chocolate square”