Calling Stella is unlikely to happen unless I have first drunk Stella. A LOT of Stella.
Which, since I’ve quit drinking until after I make my first million £, makes it Very Unlikely Indeed anytime in the next 6 to 12 months (at minimum ;).
And by then it will be old news and forgotten most probably, much like a last year’s Big Brother contestants, but without the interminable workout videos and guest TV show appearances. So probably not then either 😀