Monthly Archives: February 2006

A woman asked

Stumbleupon Review A woman asked, Which way does the Wind Blow? And he said: The Wind is invisible but strong like Vodka or bad breath. The Wind is a friend. The Wind is an enemy. The Wind is neutral, like … Continue reading

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THEN a scholar said

Stumbleupon Review THEN a scholar said, Speak to us of Language. And he answered: I will tell you the story of Calif Cazar. He was the wealthiest Calif in all Fez. And, though his wealth was measured by the cubic … Continue reading

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A quiet woman said

Stumbleupon Review A quiet woman said, Speak to us of Virtue. He then answered. Goodness and Kindness are popular Virtues. Some Virtues are much older. The serene chaos that is Courage, and the phenomenon of Unopened Consciousness have been known … Continue reading

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A philosopher stepped forward

Stumbleupon Review A philosopher stepped forward: Master, is not a stone a microcosm, like an olive pit? Recondite, willing to give but little of itself? Master, a stone may lie in a riverbed for an eon, giving nothing, observing all, … Continue reading

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Speak to us of Wood, a

Stumbleupon Review Speak to us of Wood, a carpenter said. He then replied: From a mighty Cypress tree, man can build a ship and sail to distant lands to meet men of many philosophies. From the same tree, a man … Continue reading

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Even the Thickest pizza on

Stumbleupon Review Even the Thickest pizza on earth will be delivered cold. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

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Then a woman said

Stumbleupon Review Then a woman said, Speak to us of Old Age. And he answered: Long ago, Elmir the Curious sailed a small craft up the Euriptic River. He sought the Elixir of Youth. It was said that a bush … Continue reading

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Even the best of friends

Stumbleupon Review Even the best of friends cannot attend each others’ funeral. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

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There is no easy way to bathe

Stumbleupon Review There is no easy way to bathe a hummingbird. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

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A condemned man does not

Stumbleupon Review A condemned man does not request egg salad for his last meal. He also doesn’t order Alka Seltzer. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

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