Category Archives: Humour

Jokebook:182 Jokes – Wikibooks, collection of open-content textbooks

Stumbleupon Review of : http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Jokebook:182_Jokes From the page: “182 goldfish swam into a bar, and the bartender said, “I’m sorry, we don’t serve goldfish here.” The goldfish said, “That’s ok, we’ll take Triscuits.””

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Jokebook:Lightbulb – Wikibooks, collection of open-content textbooks

Stumbleupon Review of : http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Jokebook:Lightbulb From the page: “Q: “How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” A: “Let’s go ride bikes!””

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The Lightbulb Exemption List | The Brunching Shuttlecocks

Stumbleupon Review of : http://www.brunching.com/lightbulb.html From the page: “How many people named Enrique does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he may need to stand on a chair or something.”

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Lightbulb joke – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Stumbleupon Review of : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightbulb_joke From the page: “Q: How many Mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: None. It’s left as an exercise for the reader. A2: In a recent article, Robertson states: A: One. He gives … Continue reading

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Skeleton goes into a bar and

Stumbleupon Review Skeleton goes into a bar and orders a pint. And a mop.

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After digging to a depth of

Stumbleupon Review After digging to a depth of 100m last year, English scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago. So … Continue reading

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SatireWire | Charts – Least Used Chat E-bbreviations

Stumbleupon Review of : http://www.satirewire.com/charts/chat.shtml

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Two fonts walk into a bar

Stumbleupon Review Two fonts walk into a bar. Barman sez “Oi! you two, out. We don’t serve your type in here….”

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Five surgeons are discussing

Stumbleupon Review Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second responds, … Continue reading

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Subject: examen pour

Stumbleupon Review Subject: examen pour fonctionnaires européens Trois personnes sont convoquées pour un entretien d’embauche à la Commission européenne. Arrivés au test d’anglais, le recruteur leur dit: “Faites une phrase avec les 3 mots suivants: green, pink, yellow.” C’est d’abord … Continue reading

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