Category Archives: Humour

Stumbleupon Review Russell to Whitehead: “My Godel is killing me!”

Stumbleupon Review A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: “For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Asked how his pet parrot died, the mathmatican answered “Polynomial. polygon.” — Lumberjacks make good musicians because of their natural logarithms. — Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. — “The integral of e to … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer scientist are on a photo-safari in africa. They drive out on the savannah in their jeep, stop and scout the horizon with their binoculars. The biologist : “Look! There’s … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Q: What quantity is represented by this ? /\ /\ /\ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ / \ /______\ /______\ /______\ … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review My geometry teacher was sometimes acute, and sometimes obtuse, but always, he was right.

Stumbleupon Review Q: What’s the title of this picture ? .. .. ____ .. .. \\===/======\\== || | | || || |____| || || ( ) || || \____/ || || || || || || || || || || || … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Several students were asked the following problem: Prove that all odd integers are prime. Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student. Hey says “hmmm… Well, 1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Ya’ hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch the rays and became a tangent ?

Stumbleupon Review Lemma: All horses are the same color. Proof (by induction): Case n=1: In a set with only one horse, it is obvious that all horses in that set are the same color. Case n=k: Suppose you have a … Continue reading →