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Stumbleupon Review Even the Thickest pizza on earth will be delivered cold. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

Stumbleupon Review Then a woman said, Speak to us of Old Age. And he answered: Long ago, Elmir the Curious sailed a small craft up the Euriptic River. He sought the Elixir of Youth. It was said that a bush … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Even the best of friends cannot attend each others’ funeral. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

Stumbleupon Review There is no easy way to bathe a hummingbird. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

Stumbleupon Review A condemned man does not request egg salad for his last meal. He also doesn’t order Alka Seltzer. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

Stumbleupon Review It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

Stumbleupon Review The world as seen through the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the window of a dentist’s office. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

Stumbleupon Review My eyes are beholden to the proud delights life has offered. My awareness never crowded with thoughts of clothed horses or images of nude trees … until last night. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

Stumbleupon Review No man ever drowned in the Sahara. Except Arthur W. Balzak, D.D.S. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

Stumbleupon Review A youth asked, Have ye a Plene for a moment’s council? Yes, I replied, but have ye change for a Kneff? Kehlog Albran – The Profit