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Proof Techniques

Stumbleupon Review of : http://www.scg.uwaterloo.ca/~hchcheng/proof_guide.html Proof Techniques Methods for getting people to believe you (as good as, if not better than, proof). A collection of proof techniques that will prove invaluable to both mathematicians and members of the general public. … Continue reading

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AND what of Death? an old man

Stumbleupon Review AND what of Death? an old man asked. He then said: Through the ages wise men have explained Death. Each had a different explanation. Each was right. Each was wrong. And what of your explanation, oh Master? he … Continue reading

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EVEN the tallest man cannot

Stumbleupon Review EVEN the tallest man cannot walk through the Grand Canyon without feeling conspicuous. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

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A man asked

Stumbleupon Review A man asked, What of Ignorance, Master? He then said: If every man was a genius, there would be no idiots, and no gauge for the intelligence of man. For every ignorant ill-bred man, there exists an opposite … Continue reading

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EXCUSE me, Master, a short

Stumbleupon Review EXCUSE me, Master, a short rabbi asked, Why doesn’t a nice person like you have a wife? He then said: I have studied philosophy for many years, and through my travels I have communicated and meditated with nature. … Continue reading

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I have seen the future and it

Stumbleupon Review I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

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THEN a young man said

Stumbleupon Review THEN a young man said, What of Sugar, Master? He replied: There is nothing on earth as sweet as Sugar. Sugar has made kings and brought great expeditions to explore the world. America was discovered in search of … Continue reading

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A young merchant pushed

Stumbleupon Review A young merchant pushed through the throng asking, What is Money? The Master spoke: Do not ply your wares beneath an avocado tree. Do what you must with forked pleasure but never encrust a seed that is destined … Continue reading

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AND a beggar came forward and

Stumbleupon Review AND a beggar came forward and asked, What is Wealth, Master? The Master spoke: Gold is not Wealth. A wealthy man without honor is not a rich man. A beggar like yourself can be wealthy compared to a … Continue reading

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The strength of a thousand

Stumbleupon Review The strength of a thousand windmills in a hurricane is worthless without the grain to be ground. And the water of the world’s most powerful dam unharnesed could not light a single bulb. But, more important than that … Continue reading

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