Makes a thouroughly droll and deeply insightful play on the word ‘ruler’ in her self-info.
Nice one fluffybullet-san. Nice one.
Makes a thouroughly droll and deeply insightful play on the word ‘ruler’ in her self-info.
Nice one fluffybullet-san. Nice one.
Hmm yeah, like I’m going to review anyone shameless enough to ask for it!
…er although wait a minute…
oh darn.
#!/usr/bin/perl
$line = " Oh Fiona do not touch me";
while ($line) {
for (0 .. 3) {
print "$line\n";
}
print " As she slipped between the sheets with nothing on at all\n\n";
$line =~ s/ [^ ]+$//;
}
ed: to tune of John Brown’s Body I think, have to dig out my Wurzels tape some time and check…
Everybody’s talking at me
I don’t hear a word they’re saying
Only the echoes of my mind
People stopping staring
I can’t see their faces
Only the shadows of their eyes
I’m going where the sun keeps shining
Through the pouring rain
Going where the weather suits my clothes
Backing off of the North East wind
Sailing on summer breeze
And skipping over the ocean like a stone
I’m going where the sun keeps shining
Through the pouring rain
Going where the weather suits my clothes
Backing off of the North East wind
Sailing on summer breeze
And skipping over the ocean like a stone
Everybody’s talking at me
I don’t hear a word they’re saying
Only the echoes of my mind
I won’t let you leave my love behind
Oh, I won’t let you leave…oh ah…
I won’t let you leave my love behind
– Fred Neil –
Pic O’ July 6th 2005

Today mostly going to be buzzing round this…
Above we see a small group of No Good Damn Dirty Hippy Anti-Globalisation Protester Anarchist Types (NGDDHAGPAT) waiting at a bus stop near Auchterarder on the A9, obviously not realising that there were in fact bus stops far closer than a 5 to 10 mile walk out of Stirling.
In the background is the big communication blimp set up to make sure that the assorted Damn Dirty No Good World Leader Types don’t miss any of their favourite sporting events in between their golf games. Pretzels of course have been provided by The International Jewish Conspiracy who are hosting the event for the 2000th year in a row. The blimp also shoots death rays out of it’s blimpy eyes if any protesters get too close or start singing folk songs.
Seem to be a lot of police about, some of them hopelessly lost, Cheshire’s right the other end of the country…
Also these not nice when one is trying to sleep. GRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Apparently there is Fre Weed to be had up near the Sherrifmuir Inn, someone should point out to them that E’s are good.
If you’re all very good, later we may pay a visit to Camp Crusty where we will see NGDDHAGPAT’s in their native habitat, if that is we can stand the overwhelming sickly sweet stench of patchouli oil, and not get too freaked out by being surrounded by 5000 people who have all in their desperate desire to be different decided to grow deliquesant dreadlocks of a rancidly radical nature that look like live maggots are going to start crawling out at any moment. I mean
Are you Rastafarian???
Live in Jamaica???
NO?????
NO???
NO????
Then leave it to the professionals for the love of JEFF Puhlease!
Umm what was I saying?