Pic O’ July 6th 2005
Today mostly going to be buzzing round this…
Above we see a small group of No Good Damn Dirty Hippy Anti-Globalisation Protester Anarchist Types (NGDDHAGPAT) waiting at a bus stop near Auchterarder on the A9, obviously not realising that there were in fact bus stops far closer than a 5 to 10 mile walk out of Stirling.
In the background is the big communication blimp set up to make sure that the assorted Damn Dirty No Good World Leader Types don’t miss any of their favourite sporting events in between their golf games. Pretzels of course have been provided by The International Jewish Conspiracy who are hosting the event for the 2000th year in a row. The blimp also shoots death rays out of it’s blimpy eyes if any protesters get too close or start singing folk songs.
Seem to be a lot of police about, some of them hopelessly lost, Cheshire’s right the other end of the country…
Also these not nice when one is trying to sleep. GRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Apparently there is Fre Weed to be had up near the Sherrifmuir Inn, someone should point out to them that E’s are good.
If you’re all very good, later we may pay a visit to Camp Crusty where we will see NGDDHAGPAT’s in their native habitat, if that is we can stand the overwhelming sickly sweet stench of patchouli oil, and not get too freaked out by being surrounded by 5000 people who have all in their desperate desire to be different decided to grow deliquesant dreadlocks of a rancidly radical nature that look like live maggots are going to start crawling out at any moment. I mean
Are you Rastafarian???
Live in Jamaica???
NO?????
NO???
NO????
Then leave it to the professionals for the love of JEFF Puhlease!
Umm what was I saying?