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Stumbleupon Review Three statisticians go hunting. When they see a rabbit, the first one shoots, missing it on the left. The second one shoots and misses it on the right. The third one shouts: “We’ve hit it!”

Stumbleupon Review Q: What is the value of the contour integral around Western Europe? A: Zero. Q: Why? A: Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!

Stumbleupon Review Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza? A: A large pizza can feed a family of four…

Stumbleupon Review Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components.

Stumbleupon Review Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi!

Stumbleupon Review Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiancée when he wants to propose? A: A polynomial ring!

Stumbleupon Review Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean? A: Möbius Dick.

Stumbleupon Review Some adventurers are traveling through the jungle. They come upon a tribe of natives who take them captive. The leader of the tribe tells the men they will let them choose how they are to die. The first … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look … Continue reading →