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Stumbleupon Review A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician were sitting in a street cafe watching the crowd. Across the street they saw a man and a woman entering a building. Ten minutes they reappeared together with a third person. … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel. The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can from his room … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

Stumbleupon Review One evening Rene Descartes went to relax at a local tavern. The tender approached and said, “Ah, good evening Monsieur Descartes! Shall I serve you the usual drink?”. Descartes replied, “I think not.”, and promptly vanished.

Stumbleupon Review A mathematician has spent years trying to prove the Riemann hypothesis – without success. Finally, he decides to sell his soul to the devil in exchange for a proof. The devil promises to deliver a proof within four … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend. The physicist: “A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment.” The mathematician: “A wife. You have security.” The computer scientist: “Both. … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Psychologists subject an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician – a topologist, by the way – to an experiment: Each of them is locked in a room for a day – hungry, with a can of food, but … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review A physicist, a statistician, and a (pure) mathematician go to the races and place bets on horses. The physicist’s horse comes in last. “I don’t understand it. I have determined each horse’s strength through a series of careful … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review A math student and a computer science student are jogging together in a park when they hear a voice: “Please, help me!” They stop and look. The voice belongs to a frog sitting in the grass. “Please, help … Continue reading →