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Proof if proof were ever needed that self-important man-tarts can occasionally stumble upon something worth saying.

However Sulphur is more than just the stench of eternal damnation sold to gullible fools by the church that usurped jeebus. It is also Yellow.

I once wrote a poem involving it, however you should ignore it, as poetry is the anti-thesis of good science. As well as the peppery condiment.

Eau de Lucifer

Designed by our top parfumiers:
a scent, most wonderfully sulphorious.
Guaranteed tested on animals!
May cause a slight rash in some.
And, eternal damnation in others.

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