Claims to be a Stumbleupon founder, but really just hangs on Geoff’s coattails and basks in purloined glory.
And yes, he really was named after the world’s greatest turbocharger manufacturer (guess what sort’s in my car? 😉 ), which also explains the disfigurment: A confused mechanic, a TVR Cerbera exhaust manifold, 8 * M10 bolts, a Canadian remake of Getaway in Stockholm (albeit notably different from the original Stockholm movies in that no speed limits or laws were in fact broken, and the second half of the movie consists entirely of the whole cast spontaneously volunteering as crossing guards at a local school for deaf children having driven past and noted their plight… well hey, it was a Canadian remake…). You do the math.