This poor dear thing seems to have somehow confused Scotland with the Elysian Fields or Garden of Eden in her chaotic meandering mind….
This is going to end up with her being very cold, wet, and hungry.
The American education system has so very much to answer for in it’s reckless abandonment of the subject of geography. I’m much in mind to start a charity to help rescue and rehome such poor benighted souls as seastorm, who have ventured bewildered and lost out into the real world. With only the fictions provided by hollywood to guide them.
Who’ll join me? We may not be able to save them all, but every one counts, every one is a unique and deserving individual in their own way!
But first: let’s all take a moment….