…or other things
Sulphur – When most people think of Sulphur they think of Satanism, and quite probably that notable quote from famous satanist drag queen Anton Szandor LaVey : “How could you set yourself up as the most powerful institution on earth? You first find out what every man feels at least once a day, establish that as a sin, and set yourself up as the only institution capable of pardoning that sin.”
Proof if proof were ever needed that self-important man-tarts can occasionally stumble upon something worth saying.
However Sulphur is more than just the stench of eternal damnation sold to gullible fools by the church that usurped jeebus. It is also Yellow.
I once wrote a poem involving it, however you should ignore it, as poetry is the anti-thesis of good science. As well as the peppery condiment.
Eau de Lucifer
Designed by our top parfumiers:
a scent, most wonderfully sulphorious.
Guaranteed tested on animals!
May cause a slight rash in some.
And, eternal damnation in others.
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I shall now go and lash myself for that lapse into unscientifitude.