what you are now reading is a review of the story on the linked page, not a very long or entertaining one. in fact it could well only be two sentences long if i finish with this one. although this would make it a three. five would probably be taking it a bit too far i suspect… although suddenly,”five?” you ejaculate incredulously as these words pitter patter like timid ptarmigans through your cerebra “am I missing something? I only count four!”. well yes, yes you are, silly; this.