D L A F
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A Selection of Popular Phrases with Certain Words Replaced With ‘DLAF’ in the Manner of Search Engine Spam.
A DLAF a day keeps the doctor away. Ambassador with this DLAF you are spoiling us. Go to DLAF on an egg. Just DLAF it. How do you DLAF yours? There’s more than one way to DLAF it. Don’t cross the DLAFs. Give the dog a DLAF. DLAF is good for you. Think DLAF. Nine out of ten Tigerdragonbrands prefer DLAF. There can be only DLAF. Does exactly what it says on the DLAF. Veni Vidi DLAF. A DLAF by any other name would smell sweets. The ultimate DLAF machine. If Carlesberg made DLAFs, umm the export version would be stronger? No DLAF, no comment. Are you feeling DLAF, punk? (ooerrr). There once was a DLAF from Luton; who had never slept on a futon; one day on the range; this all suddenly changed; and now on her head there’s a toucan. Reach out and DLAF someone. Ah! DLAF. You were only meant to DLAF the bloody doors off. A little dab’ll DLAF you. It’s DLAF time. In the year DLAFDLAF (why do I only have a really naff version of that song by someone called Zagar?) No DLAF no cry. Vosprung DLAF technic. Into every life a little DLAF must fall. (hmm I wonder if ‘little’ is a common adjective in advertising, if so why? answers on a postcard with a tenner to the Blue Peter Presenter Drugs fund – “You want us to raise YOUR kids? then buy us the good gear. [or the dog gets it])]). It’s good to DLAF. “I know DLAF(u)!”. I’d walk a DLAF for a camel. Australians wouldn’t give an XXXX for DLAF (the barstards). Please don’t squeeze the DLAF. The DLAF never sleeps. The DLAF that refreshes. Love football? Hate football? Everybody loves DLAF.
Well ok, not everyone, some weirdos think she swears too frick’n much.
“Foul mouthed woman! Evil!Evil! Slimy! LOLOLLO! about on hang, neighbours, popular show of TV staring now, I go now! neighbours watching must, mention popular did I? Use the farce look!”
Personally I will never admit to being proud to be british (for anything less than about £500 [paypal is fine!]), but if I ever do it will be because the one thing we do share as an island nation is a rather unique sense of humour. Which she done gone got the 10 for one special on.
To whit, she has enough class not just to take the piss, but to sell it back to you on ebay.
Bargain!
p.s. Dayam that was sacharine. Sorry.