One of my only real remaining ambitions* in life is to make a film of the book The Good Soldier Švejk starring Takeshi Kitano.
Admitedly there would be some difficulties, such as needing the
screenplay in Japanese and having to set it in Japan somehow (as he
probably wouldn’t make a very convincing Czech).
But I do believe it would be worthwhile nonetheless as he would be just so perfect for the role…
Course before I can get onto the filmmaking part of the plan I have to
finalise the details for the kidnapping, so probably not this year.
* It’s not that I have acheived the others, just gave up, couldn’t be arsed, went to eat worms instead.