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Probably the most homicidal travel accessory in the world. In a land filled with travelling trunks, Twoflower the Tourist had to buy his from one of the tabernae vagantes – the wandering shops, whose stock is always slightly suspect. Philosophers at Unseen University have for some years debated the point of whether the Luggage actually thinks, or whether it merely feels. The remainder of the University long ago came to the conclusion that it simply eats. Whatever it wants. But hopefully, philosophers first.
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