Monthly Archives: February 2006

It is easier for a camel to

Stumbleupon Review It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

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The world as seen through the

Stumbleupon Review The world as seen through the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the window of a dentist’s office. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

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My eyes are beholden to the

Stumbleupon Review My eyes are beholden to the proud delights life has offered. My awareness never crowded with thoughts of clothed horses or images of nude trees … until last night. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

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No man ever drowned in the

Stumbleupon Review No man ever drowned in the Sahara. Except Arthur W. Balzak, D.D.S. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

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A youth asked

Stumbleupon Review A youth asked, Have ye a Plene for a moment’s council? Yes, I replied, but have ye change for a Kneff? Kehlog Albran – The Profit

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A lovely young woman stepped

Stumbleupon Review A lovely young woman stepped forward. What of Beauty, Master? He smiled quietly and said: Can man’s eyes ever remember a sunset as brilliant as tomorrow’s? As life’s tired evening gently descends upon Everyman’s brow, will water ever … Continue reading

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Spiders are relatively high

Stumbleupon Review Spiders are relatively high in protein, but they tickle. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

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THE River of Ignorance covers

Stumbleupon Review THE River of Ignorance covers most of my regrets. Thus toad blossoms in glory, fiery purple figs, refracting the Earth’s light into a brilliant dawn move me not. Except sometimes the figs. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

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A little boy asked me a very

Stumbleupon Review A little boy asked me a very perceptive question. I answered him forthwith. Many years later I met him again. He was now a man. He wanted to know the question he had asked so long ago. I … Continue reading

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A youth asked

Stumbleupon Review A youth asked, What of Night and Day? He then said: The darkness of Night is less in the sky than in the mind. For which of us cannot create the illusion of Night by holding a large … Continue reading

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