Monthly Archives: February 2006

I have seen the future and it

Stumbleupon Review I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer. Kehlog Albran – The Profit

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THEN a young man said

Stumbleupon Review THEN a young man said, What of Sugar, Master? He replied: There is nothing on earth as sweet as Sugar. Sugar has made kings and brought great expeditions to explore the world. America was discovered in search of … Continue reading

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A young merchant pushed

Stumbleupon Review A young merchant pushed through the throng asking, What is Money? The Master spoke: Do not ply your wares beneath an avocado tree. Do what you must with forked pleasure but never encrust a seed that is destined … Continue reading

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AND a beggar came forward and

Stumbleupon Review AND a beggar came forward and asked, What is Wealth, Master? The Master spoke: Gold is not Wealth. A wealthy man without honor is not a rich man. A beggar like yourself can be wealthy compared to a … Continue reading

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The strength of a thousand

Stumbleupon Review The strength of a thousand windmills in a hurricane is worthless without the grain to be ground. And the water of the world’s most powerful dam unharnesed could not light a single bulb. But, more important than that … Continue reading

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What lives longer? A Mayfly

Stumbleupon Review What lives longer? A Mayfly or a Cyprus tree? If you answer a Mayfly then you are very perceptive: you realize that in time and space, time is relative and the short life of the Mayfly could be … Continue reading

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IF a goldfish should want a

Stumbleupon Review IF a goldfish should want a vacation, who would know? Kehlog Albran – The Profit

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AND a farmer said

Stumbleupon Review AND a farmer said, Speak to us of Wisdom. And he answered: Just as the passage of time will answer the question of Age, the passage of Age will answer the question of Wisdom. Man has always sought … Continue reading

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A wizened priest inquired

Stumbleupon Review A wizened priest inquired, Is man eternal, as a mountain? He replied: No individual lasts forever, yet man has lasted until now. An individual may live six score, yet mankind has lived for a thousand score or more. … Continue reading

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THEN a nobleman said

Stumbleupon Review THEN a nobleman said, Speak to us of Bad Habits. And he said: A good habit is the prayer of our desires, an action that when practiced continuously becomes ingrained in our nature. But we must beware of … Continue reading

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