Monthly Archives: February 2006

Two male mathematicians are

Stumbleupon Review Two male mathematicians are in a bar. The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics. The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope with a reasonable … Continue reading

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The limit as n goes to

Stumbleupon Review The limit as n goes to infinity of sin(x)/n is 6. Proof: cancel the n in the numerator and denominator.

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Definition

Stumbleupon Review Definition: Jogging girl scout = Brownian motion.

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Philosopher

Stumbleupon Review Philosopher: “Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have profound implications to all of science.” Physicist: “Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those mythical ‘foundations’. Just give us serviceable mathematics.” Computer Scientist: “Who cares? Everything in … Continue reading

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What’s nonorientable and

Stumbleupon Review What’s nonorientable and lives in the sea? Mobius Dick.

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During a class of calculus

Stumbleupon Review During a class of calculus my lecturer suddenly checked himself and stared intently at the table in front of him for a while. Then he looked up at us and explained that he thought he had brought six … Continue reading

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An assemblage of the most

Stumbleupon Review An assemblage of the most gifted minds in the world were all posed the following question: “What is 2 * 2 ?” The engineer whips out his slide rule (so it’s old) and shuffles it back and forth, … Continue reading

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Hiawatha

Stumbleupon Review Hiawatha Designs an Experiment Hiawatha, mighty hunter, He could shoot ten arrows upward, Shoot them with such strength and swiftness That the last had left the bow-string Ere the first to earth descended. This was commonly regarded As … Continue reading

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A bunch of Polish scientists

Stumbleupon Review A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to a western country. They drove to the airport, forced their way on board a large … Continue reading

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Theorem : All positive

Stumbleupon Review Theorem : All positive integers are equal. Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B. Further, it is sufficient to show that for all N > 0, if A and … Continue reading

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