Monthly Archives: August 2005

Stumbleupon Review FROM: GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE DUNLAND Dear sir and/or madame, Salutations, I am GRIMHELM WORMTONGUE, The son of late Counsellor Grima Wormtongue of the Kingdom of Rohan. My father was Chief Counsellor [equivalent to Prime Minister] to late lamented king … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Jesus comes back to Earth and realises he needs cash. Goes to Job Centre to apply for a job. “What experience do you have?” “I was pretty good at sermons and stuff.” “Ever considered after dinner speaking?” “Erm, … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review Elderly couple driving through a forest one night, when a vampire drops from a tree onto the windscreen and starts pounding on the glass. The woman screams and turns to the man, says “Quick, Henry, show him your … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review A couple were driving along when the man asks his wife to look out the window to see if the blinker is working. So she sticks her head out the car window and says, “Yes, no, yes, no, … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review During WWII, three American Generals were captured by the Germans. The Germans decided to see if they should kill them or let them live. A test was devised. The first General was asked. “Tick”? The reply was “Tock!” … Continue reading →

Stumbleupon Review I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day, because that means it’s going to be up all night.

Stumbleupon Review In the window of a waterbed shop: “Your vinyl resting place”