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Category Archives: Humour
Three statisticians go hunting
Stumbleupon Review Three statisticians go hunting. When they see a rabbit, the first one shoots, missing it on the left. The second one shoots and misses it on the right. The third one shouts: “We’ve hit it!”
Q: What is the value of the
Stumbleupon Review Q: What is the value of the contour integral around Western Europe? A: Zero. Q: Why? A: Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!
Banach–Tarski paradox – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Stumbleupon Review of : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banach-Tarski_Paradox Q: Do you know any catchy anagram of Banach-Tarski? A: Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski…
Q: What is the difference
Stumbleupon Review Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza? A: A large pizza can feed a family of four…
Life is complex: it has both
Stumbleupon Review Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components.
Q: What do you get if you
Stumbleupon Review Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi!
Q: What does a mathematician
Stumbleupon Review Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiancée when he wants to propose? A: A polynomial ring!
Q: What is non-orientable and
Stumbleupon Review Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean? A: Möbius Dick.
Jokebook:Math – Wikibooks, collection of open-content textbooks
Stumbleupon Review of : http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Jokebook:Math From the page: “Q: What is the integral of 1/cabin d(cabin)? A: log cabin Q: What is purple and commutes? A: An Abelian grape. 2 2 = 5 for very large values of 2 The … Continue reading
Jokebook:Jokes for Kids – Wikibooks, collection of open-content textbooks
Stumbleupon Review of : http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Jokebook:Jokes_for_Kids From the page: “Q. Why was the mathmetician so worried? A. Because he had so many problems! Q. What did the zero say to the eight? A. Nice belt! Q. Why did the turtle cross … Continue reading