{"id":3438794,"date":"2006-02-28T06:54:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T06:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/2006\/02\/28\/Weird-Enough-for-Government\/"},"modified":"2007-11-26T03:37:03","modified_gmt":"2007-11-26T03:37:03","slug":"Weird-Enough-for-Government","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438794","title":{"rendered":"Weird Enough for Government"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='sustuff'>Stumbleupon <a href='http:\/\/horsewithnobunty.stumbleupon.com\/review\/3438794\/'>Review<\/a>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>Weird Enough for Government Work \n<\/li>\n<li>If I could get a firm grip on reality, I&#39;d choke it!&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>Men exist because cats won&#39;t mow the lawn. Women exist because sheep can&#39;t cook. Neither of these things explain children.&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>Abolish mornings! \n<\/li>\n<li>Jesus is coming! LOOK BUSY \n<\/li>\n<li>She said &quot;Harder!&quot; I did that. She said &quot;Faster!&quot; I did that. She said &quot;Deeper!&quot; I philosophized. \n<\/li>\n<li>I love my country. It&#39;s my government I fear. \n<\/li>\n<li>Why should we trust the government with automatic weapons? \n<\/li>\n<li>My wife keeps complaining that I never listen to her&#8230; or something like that. \n<\/li>\n<li>My cat dislikes the term &quot;pet.&quot; It prefers &quot;friend and confidante.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>Caution Vampire in trunk! \n<\/li>\n<li>If it isn&#39;t fattening, it isn&#39;t food! \n<\/li>\n<li>[pentagram] Born Again Pagan \n<\/li>\n<li>Just say NO to sex with pro-lifers \n<\/li>\n<li>Cats don&#39;t want to own people. They prefer to lease with an option. \n<\/li>\n<li>Don&#39;t steal. The government hates competition.&nbsp;&nbsp;\n<\/li>\n<li>Computers are vehicles for the mind. They drive you crazy! \n<\/li>\n<li>My kid swindled your honor student at the Ferengi College of Business, where students learn to profit from more than just mistakes. \n<\/li>\n<li>My other vehicle was assimilated by the Borg! \n<\/li>\n<li>[Alien face] Nice little planet you&#39;ve got here. Shame if something happened to it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stumbleupon Review Weird Enough for Government Work If I could get a firm grip on reality, I&#39;d choke it!&nbsp;&nbsp; Men exist because cats won&#39;t mow the lawn. Women exist because sheep can&#39;t cook. Neither of these things explain children.&nbsp;&nbsp; Abolish &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/?p=3438794\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":""},"categories":[1381],"tags":[400569],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438794"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3438794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3438794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3438794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3438794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/su.blog.bunty.tv\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3438794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}